Instead of focusing on my inventions and observations, this man decided to focus on my behind the scenes life. Well, I knew it was bound to come up eventually. I do appreciate that the author called my life "more than a little awesome." Thanks, Alasdair Williams!
First off, to clear up any rumors: Yes, I owned an elk. I don't see why that's so weird; what IS weird is that it got drunk and died falling down the stairs. Well, what can you do? Those elks can really go crazy with the alchohol sometimes. Another rumor that comes up a lot is the one about my dwarf, Jepp. You see, he possessed psychic powers, and I liked to keep him underneath the table.
...What, is that weird?
Let me tell you what IS weird, that apparently Shakespeare's Hamlet was inspired by me. I don't know if this is true, but what an honor!
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